Monday, February 9, 2015

So Why I think Theaters Showing Nothing But 50 Shades of Grey Should Burn Down

Let me begin by saying IHATETHEBOOKSIHATETHEMSOMUCH. Yes that needed to be said in all caps with no spaces. Let us begin with why I hate these high rated books and this heavily anticipated piece of shit movie.

1. They depict an askew warped view of BDSM relationships.
This I can say with utmost confidence in my knowledge of BDSM relationships. I have explored in them, taken part in the community, and have retained a healthy friend base in the community.

2. The relationship is horribly abusive. It is amazingly, hugely, horribly abusive.

3. There is a point when things just become porn. Soft core porn, but it's porn. Perhaps that's why everybody wants to watch it. However I get my porn for free.

4. And the best reason of. Diversity people. Maybe there's an audience out there that wants to watch some thing other than a massively disappointing glimpse into a very interesting subculture.

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