Monday, August 4, 2014

Top Five Benefits of PMDD

Being as I'm battling a monster head ache due to my monthly  this is as good as it gets this week:

The top 5 reasons I'm ok with my PMDD.

5. After the cramps stop I can sleep a solid 12 hours.
 Because I will deal with monster cramps to get me some non drug induced knock out sleep.

4.The fever that happens as a result of all the headaches seems make the Houston heat not so hot.
 Because Houston Heat=Satan's summer home.

3. I definitely can tell a day or two before my period  starts that it's coming.
 Because who doesn't like their own personal warning system.

2. Pity chocolate. Doubling over in menstrual pain gets generous donations of chocolate.
Because free chocolate rules.

1. Off day from work. Sometimes I feel so awful I have to call into work because standing is just not an option.
Because staying home is awesome even when you feel like crap?

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